What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a 30-minute teeth-whitening treatment at Affinity Salon (a $159 value).
Affinity Salon's stable of licensed specialists performs a variety of beauty-maximizing procedures within a full-service, relaxed salon. During Affinity's 30-minute express cosmetic teeth whitening, which is similar to the Zoom! and BriteSmile treatments used by dentists and famous United States generals, customers say "aah" as a seasoned enamel whisperer inserts a tray brimming with gel into open mouths and blasts pearlies with an intense burst of cold light. The beam helps increase the release of hydroxyl radicals, brightening bite clubs by two to six shades or 30–40 IQ points; results depend on how white a smile is to start with, but satisfaction is guaranteed nonetheless.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Teeth whitening is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Affinity Salon
Affinity Salon’s team of licensed specialists consults closely with clients to ensure they get exactly what they want out of their hair, makeup, and nail services. To complete makeovers, they also offer lash extensions and tinting, eyebrow waxing and dying, and teeth-whitening treatments.