Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon to Affordable Cabins in the Smokies. Choose between the following options:
• For $200, you get a two-night one-bedroom cabin rental for two people Sunday–Thursday (up to a $467.59 value), two tickets to American Oldies Theater (a $48 value), and two tickets to Country Tonite (a $47.50 value; up to a $563.09 total value).
• For $300, you get a two-night one-bedroom cabin rental for two people Friday–Saturday (up to a $467.59 value), two tickets to American Oldies Theater (a $48 value), and two tickets to Country Tonite (a $47.50 value; up to a $563.09 total value). Cabins are located in Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, and both theaters are located in Pigeon Forge.
Tucked among the forested peaks of the Great Smoky Mountains, the 27 one-bedroom log cabins of Affordable Cabins in the Smokies envelope sojourners in rustic yet comfy environs for two serene nights. Couples can wash away the demands of work, home, and carefully typed ransom notes in Hanky Panky's steamy outdoor jacuzzi or take in panoramic mountain views from A Walk in the Clouds' large outdoor deck. Other bungalows include amenities such as toasty fireplaces, pool tables, and TVs and DVD players for those who prefer their sights in two dimensions.
Drop by the cabin office to pick up pairs of tickets to musical variety shows American Oldies Theater (a $48 value) and Country Tonite (a $47.50 value), where parades of country-western crooners, bejeweled Elvis impersonators, and comedy acts make for a melodious night out. Alternately, couples can abscond to nearby Dollywood to experience rollycoaster jolts or take in Great Smoky Mountain National Park's cascading waterfalls, towering trees, and roller-skating grizzly bears. See here for Country Tonite's show schedule.
Though Affordable Cabins in the Smokies offers a discount for booking cabins online, this Groupon still represents the best value.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee 37863