What You'll Get
It's a commonly known fact that people with good posture are often mistaken for statues and invited into the homes of the wealthy. Maintain a bronze-worthy backbone with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation exam, x-rays, adjustment, and massage at Affordable Chiropractic in Garland (a $375 value).
Dennis Williamson and his team at Affordable Chiropractic shepherd spines to better health by diagnosing and treating mischievous misalignments. This 60–90 minute appointment begins with a complete examination to test the patient's reflexes, flexibility, and gullibility, and studies orthopedic, postural, and other corporal issues. The powwow will also examine existing ailments and determine how the chiropractic arts can help remedy them. Next, a session in the x-ray photo booth reveals which vertebrae are being vexed and if the patient recently ingested a matchbox car.
With all this newly gleaned anatomical information, Dr. Williamson and his team perform one adjustment, a healing 30-minute soft-tissue massage, and a rousing spinal-column pep talk.
Addressing all musculoskeletal maladies, but with a special emphasis on athletic injuries, Affordable Chiropractic promotes whole-body wellness through at-home stretches and exercises, lifestyle advice, and advanced limbo lessons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for listed service only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.