While a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon to After Hours Pro Cleaning Service. Valid service areas include all of Rhode Island. Choose from the following options:

• For $45, you get one two-hour house-cleaning session (a $90 value).
• For $119, you get three two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $270 value).
• For $179, you get five two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $450 value).
• For $319, you get twelve two-hour house-cleaning sessions to be used in six months (a $1,080 value).

After Hours Pro Cleaning Service cleanses homestead interiors of dust and grime, efficiently sanitizing living spaces. During two-hour sessions, a staffer will wipe-down kitchen counters and cabinets, scrub sinks, scour microwaves, and burnish stainless appliances to shine and sparkle like a piece of aluminum foil on fire. Thorough washes unburden bathroom mirrors, toilets, and tubs of soap scum and the lingering howls of shower solos, and fresh sheets replace soiled bedroom linens before beds are neatly made. Suds soak the tops and outsides of laundry-room appliances before scrupulous dryings. Dusting and vacuuming in every room relieves light fixtures, furniture, carpets, and hardwood floors of unsightly apple-butter stains or lint-occupied feudal colonies. After Hours arrives equipped with its own cleaning supplies unless patrons contribute something specific for the day's cleaning.

Though After Hours Pro Cleaning Service sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.