Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.
$49 for a 2.5-Hour Memorial Day Weekend Comedy Cruise for Two ($99 Value)
Choose from the following dates: Friday, May 24; Saturday, May 25; or Sunday, May 26. Boarding begins at 7 p.m., and the boat departs at 7:30 p.m. The cruise along the Saint Croix River includes the entertainment of nationally renowned comedian Tim Cavanagh. The boat will return at 10 p.m. There will be a cash bar and concessions available for purchase.
Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines
Crisp air, stunning views, and on-deck entertainment: these are just a few of the amenities that can be enjoyed from onboard Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines’ fleet. Guests leisurely cruise down the St. Croix River on the Grand Duchess, Afton Princess, or Sweet Afton, dining from a buffet prepared by the Afton House Inn restaurant. Excursions carry a variety of themes, from comedy dinner cruises with sets by standup comedians to Treasure Island Casino tours. Vessels may also be rented to accommodate private events and occasions.
89% of 72 customers recommend
“food was better than I expected.”
“Go prepared to relax! =) What a beautiful little cruise! ”
“Awesome food! Great staff! Thanks for the adventure! Will return! ;-)”