What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour massage (a $60 value) at Agape Therapeutic Massage, located inside Genesis Health Club.
Agape Therapeutic Massage's skilled massage therapists will expertly remove knots from your muscles like a master sailor with surprisingly kempt hands. Numerous types of massage and bodywork, including Swedish, deep tissue, therapeutic, and prenatal, are available. A classic Swedish massage is offered as a starting point for clients, but prior to the session, the friendly therapists will discuss the best way to lift the burden of stress from your shoulders. Climb atop a warmly heated table swathed in comfy linens and take in the ambiance of the comfortable, quiet room while the expert kneaders melt your muscle pains like warm beeswax and take your mind to a blissful, whited-out plane. After the massage, guests get a hot-towel treatment, continuing muscular phasing from tensionful solid to melty, relaxed liquid. Agape is open Monday through Saturday.
Health club membership is not required to participate in this deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-Hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About [[m:####Agape Therapeutic Massage
The aura of warmth that envelops clients at Agape Therapeutic Massage is not merely a product of their imaginations. Heated tables wrapped in flannel linens aid the spa’s massage therapists, loosening muscles and thus making them more susceptible to a range of Swedish, deep-tissue, and therapeutic strokes. Though these techniques apply varying degrees of pressure, all of them can be enhanced with a hot-towel treatment that causes stress to melt faster than a snowman’s face after a shredding guitar solo. Dry-brush exfoliation treatments, sugar scrubs, and body wraps hydrate skin and flush out toxins, and seaweed or rose-mud wraps soften skin with nature’s most soothing ointments. :m]]