Like an accordion, skin needs a constant supply of oxygen and just the right amount of oiling or it will get upstaged by a tiny dancing monkey. Take a deep breath with today's deal: for $45, you get a diamond microdermabrasion or ultrasonic peel at Age Less Medi Spas (a $99 value). This Groupon is valid for all three Age Less locations: Royal Oak, Cook St Village, and Langford.

With a wide array of advanced, noninvasive epidermal treatments, Age Less Medi Spas cleanse and soften skin until it glisters and purrs. Upon your visit, an aesthetician will evaluate your skin type and pulchritudinous priorities to help you determine which of the two treatments best fits your face. Diamond microdermabrasion employs a diamond-encrusted wand and gentle suctioning action to remove surface layers of dead skin cells, a process that reduces blockages, increases collagen synthesis, and renders skin as soft as a pair of velvet pantaloons. An ultrasonic peel demonstrates third-generation exfoliating technology that utilizes 27,000 Hz of non-inflammatory ultrasonic microvibrations to free pores of moribund cells, dirt, and writer's block. Call ahead to make reservations.