What You'll Get
Without smooth bodies, humans would be unable to shoot themselves out of a cannon or convincingly pose as telephone poles. Reduce corporeal turbulence with today’s Groupon to Ageless and Beautiful. Choose from the following options:
- For $59, you get one 35-minute Lipomassage treatment (a $160 value).
- For $149, you get three 35-minute Lipomassage treatments (a $480 value).
- For $239, you get five 35-minute Lipomassage treatments (an $800 value).
The experienced aestheticians at Ageless and Beautiful foster smoother dermises and slimmer waistlines with Lipomassage, also known as endermologie. During the noninvasive, FDA-approved treatment, trained hands guide dual-action rollers across problem areas to break apart fat cells. The rollers, much like a moody blowfish, employ a combination of agitation and suction designed to shrink cellulite and firm loose skin. Though not classified as a weight-loss procedure or a mammal, Lipomassage can reduce inches in addition to reducing the appearance of cellulite.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.