More people than ever are living sedentary lifestyles, waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Effortlessly sport a slim physique with today's Groupon to Ageless Forever. Choose from the following options:

• For $350, you get a CoolSculpting treatment on one small area (a $700 value).
• For $650, you get one CoolSculpting treatment on either the upper or lower abdomen (a $1,300 value).
• For $1,350, you get a CoolSculpting treatment on two small areas and either the upper or lower abdomen (a $2,700 value).
  
  

Small areas include the flank/love handle, inner thigh, or back bra strap.

Dr. John Pierce and the beauty sculptors of Ageless Forever help free patients from the shackles of unwanted curves with FDA-cleared Zeltiq CoolSculpting technology. CoolSculpting utilizes cooling panels to freeze and crystallize fat cells in a targeted attempt to make them pack up their things and move to warmer bodies in the Caribbean. The noninvasive, anesthesia-free treatment launches with a complimentary consultation from the board-certified physician to confirm the body's candidacy for the procedure, and then spends roughly one hour on each chosen area. Results of up to a 20 percent fat reduction in the treated body section show after the fat deposits have metabolized, which generally takes three to six weeks. The sessions result in no downtime, so patients can quickly return to their normal activities, such as whittling pickles.