The laws of physics state that time slows as velocity approaches the speed of light, which is why when lasers travel, they always bring plenty of UPCs to read. Enlist the services of a bored beam with today’s Groupon to Ageless Medspa. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area (up to a $550 value).
- For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one medium area (up to an $800 value).
- For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one large area (up to a $1,100 value).
For a complete list of available treatment areas, click here.
Ageless Medspa’s board-certified medical director and aestheticians focus a Palomar laser on overgrown bodyscapes, weeding out follicular seedlings during 10- to 30-minute treatments. The low-energy laser scatters beams of light across sprawling skinscapes, safely halting follicular proliferation and traditional film development. After each session, finer, slower-blooming bristles sprout up in smaller, lighter tufts. Customers witness a steady and permanent destruction of stubble over the course of six treatments, each of which lets patrons immediately return to their office, errands, or high-wire training with no downtime. Patrons embark upon epidermal smoothing from a cocoa-toned waiting area sporting floral accents and hardwood floors.
Ageless Med Spa
Ageless Medspa’s team of board-certified physicians, professional aestheticians, and certified massage therapists revamp patrons’ façades inside a clean, state-of-the-art facility. A licensed M.D. examines clients’ skin and Rorschach birthmarks during a complimentary consultation, paving the way for a flurry of wrinkle-smoothing Botox or Dysport injections. Knowledgeable aestheticians also treat skin maladies such as acne and sun damage with an array of facials and chemical peels, and whisk away dead skin cells with SkinBella’s crystal-free ultrasound microdermabrasion. From an expansive menu of body treatments, the staff whittles forms with Swedish Miracle body wraps, ousts dimply cellulite with Dermosonic treatments, and zaps hirsute Shave Me signs with low-energy lasers.
5008 W Lawrence Ave.
Chicago, Illinois 60630