What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon not only abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate, but it also renews their lives, if warranted. For $99, choose between one of the following treatments at AgeLess MediSpa in Port Orange:
- Six laser hair-removal treatments (one per month for six months) for small- to mid-sized body areas (up to a $1,050 value)
- Three months (consisting of 12 treatments) of laser hair restoration (a $1,000 value)
Beautifying bodies through a barrage of clinical spa services, Dr. George Solomon and his team of skilled aestheticians contour bodies to renewed beauty and wellness. Target fur-laden areas of chin, upper lip, neck, or armpits ($125–$175 per treatment) with hair-removal laser beams that penetrate deep into skin tissue with the kind of high intensity rivaled only by light shows orchestrated by angry hockey players. A patented cooling device shields upper dermises with billowy clouds of oxygen. When working in tandem, the two systems deliver clear results with minimal side effects. Hone in on renegade follicles and dropkick hairs into nearly painless oblivion after only a few visits. This deal is good for one treatment per month over the course of six months.
Those opting to reboot hair growth instead of eradicating it may opt for 12 hair-restoration treatments with an FDA-approved procedure that stimulates growth through nonsurgical, low-level lasers. With one treatment per week, the package of 12 will last three months. Following an initial consultation involving hair-raising goals, clients sit through 15- to 30-minute sessions of virtually pain-free phototherapy, which alters cellular function and increases blood flow to facilitate maximum regrowth. Each procedure induces reflective moments ready-made for reading, music listening, or fantasizing about a soufflé you tasted once in Santa Eloisa in 1967. The procedure provides an alternative to hair-transplant surgery, and it helps keep current hair lush, thick, and vibrant.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Must book first appointment by expiration. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Hair removal option valid only for small-to mid-sized areas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About AgeLess MediSpa
Certified in cosmetic surgery and dermatology, AgeLess MediSpa's presiding physician, Dr. George Solomon, has committed himself to removing evidence of the aging process. Dr. Solomon exercises his keen eye for aesthetic detail with an arsenal of gentle tumescent liposuction treatments, wrinkle-erasing injections, and a multidisciplinary cosmetic laser that smoothes skin and removes tattoos. The results of his work can be examined in his extensive gallery) of dramatic before and after photos.