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What You'll Get
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a Swedish Miracle body wrap treatment at Ageless Medspa (a $110 value), located on the west side. The procedure is performed only from the stomach down. You must be at least 18 years of age to receive the wrap.
Helmed by board-certified physician Dr. Malgorzata Sypien,, Ageless Medspa offers a slate of services aimed at leaving bodies looking and feeling younger. The detoxifying Swedish Miracle body wrap swathes male and female pore colonies in a soothing cocoon of active and natural ingredients to collectively extinguish the body of excess fluids, trapped toxins, and memories of having seen the Star Wars prequels. Entrust your torso to one of Ageless Medspa's friendly clinical professionals as they tighten your chassis with sea clay and pressure bandages—the clay-and-bandage concoction works together with the vigorous European additives to deeply cleanse and soften the sheath while simultaneously defining contours and speeding up cellular metabolism. In addition to an illuminated exterior and a slimmed-down silhouette, the Swedish Miracle body wrap can stimulate the lymphatic system, helping to churn out white-blood-cell soldiers in the good fight against bacterial germs and lethal viral marketing.
Cream-colored walls, cushy furniture, and elegant décor surround patients as they await their detoxified fate. The skilled aestheticians at Ageless Medspa welcome bodies to a warm haven where relaxation comes standard and practicing soothing whale calls isn't considered a federal offense. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Must be 18 or over. Valid for stomach and below. No refunds. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Ageless Medspa
Ageless Medspa’s team of board-certified physicians, professional aestheticians, and certified massage therapists revamp patrons’ façades inside a clean, state-of-the-art facility. A licensed M.D. examines clients’ skin and Rorschach birthmarks during a complimentary consultation, paving the way for a flurry of wrinkle-smoothing Botox or Dysport injections. Knowledgeable aestheticians also treat skin maladies such as acne and sun damage with an array of facials and chemical peels, and whisk away dead skin cells with SkinBella’s crystal-free ultrasound microdermabrasion. From an expansive menu of body treatments, the staff whittles forms with Swedish Miracle body wraps, ousts dimply cellulite with Dermosonic treatments, and zaps hirsute Shave Me signs with low-energy lasers.