UFO spotting can prove detrimental to faces caught off-guard by tractor beams or flying saucers cradling cups of scalding-hot tea. Restore a kisser ravaged by alien artifacts with today's Groupon to Ageless Medspa, located on West Lawrence Avenue. Choose between the following services:
- For $35, you get a gold-infusion facial (an $80 value).
- For $55, you get a gold-infusion facial plus LED light therapy (a $115 value).
Helmed by board-certified physician Dr. Malgorzata Sypien, Ageless Medspa offers a slate of services aimed at leaving bodies looking and feeling younger. The rejuvenating gold-infusion facial is a vitamin-rich, time-released mask that blankets the skin in comfort and floods the pores with moisture, resulting in a healthy, radiant glow. For added skin sparkle, the LED light therapy (light emitting diode) radiates wavelengths of low-intensity infrared light that increase collagen production, stimulate the healing process, and extinguishes all memories of having seen the Star Wars prequels. Entrust your face to one of Ageless Medspa's friendly clinical professionals as they increase the face value of your visage by buffing scaly surface areas and leaving skin free of redness and lethal viral marketing.
Cream-colored walls, cushy furniture, and elegant décor surround patients as they await their face-enhancing fate. The skilled aestheticians at Ageless Medspa welcome bodies to a warm haven where relaxation comes standard and practicing soothing whale calls isn't considered a federal offense. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
Three Insider Pagers give Ageless Medspa an average of five stars:
- They are professionals, and don't try to sell you something you don't need. My wife says I look ten years younger, though she gets a bit jealous when younger girls give me a second look;) Go Ageless!! – Jay B.
- I've been going to Ageless Med Spa for about a year now. The customer care is second to none. – Shara M.
Ageless Medspa’s team of board-certified physicians, professional aestheticians, and certified massage therapists revamp patrons’ façades inside a clean, state-of-the-art facility. A licensed M.D. examines clients’ skin and Rorschach birthmarks during a complimentary consultation, paving the way for a flurry of wrinkle-smoothing Botox or Dysport injections. Knowledgeable aestheticians also treat skin maladies such as acne and sun damage with an array of facials and chemical peels, and whisk away dead skin cells with SkinBella’s crystal-free ultrasound microdermabrasion. From an expansive menu of body treatments, the staff whittles forms with Swedish Miracle body wraps, ousts dimply cellulite with Dermosonic treatments, and zaps hirsute Shave Me signs with low-energy lasers.