Nine out of 10 scientists agree that a healthy human face needs oxygen, after studying the effects of encasing the 10th scientist’s head in an upside-down fish bowl. Maintain a majestic visage and a robust behind-the-skin scene with today’s Groupon at Ageless Perfection Skin Care. Choose one of the following options:
- For $39, you get one nonsurgical facelift facial (a $90 value).
- For $99, you get three nonsurgical facelift facials (a $270 value).
- For $199, you get six nonsurgical facelift facials (a $540 value).
Clients seeking multiple treatments should space sessions 10 to 15 days apart for optimal results.
The aestheticians at Ageless Perfection Skin Care lift away the etchings of time with nonsurgical facelift facials designed to firm and tone skin and kick-start cellular rejuvenation. The 45- to 50-minute treatments commence with makeup removal and skin cleansing, before gentle exfoliation softens dry patches and moisturizing steam opens pores, encouraging them to breath and share repressed memories of greasepaint and Kiss concerts. An extraction of blemishes precedes a facial massage that helps stimulate circulation while retraining muscles and encouraging cellular growth. Sessions culminate in a nutrient-rich mask comprised of Eminence Natural Organic, A.N.D. (A Natural Difference), and Skin Script Natural products that target fine lines and hyperpigmentation as they help restore youthful tone and a belief in Santa’s robotic reindeer. A series of six treatments is recommended for maximum results.
Ageless Perfection Skin Care
The aestheticians at Ageless Perfection Skin Care don’t need harsh chemicals or invasive procedures to rejuvenate the skin. Instead, they use gentle, natural products, such as A Natural Difference and Skin Script. Though many of the ingredients in their skincare treatments could be found in your kitchen—pumpkins, apples, orange zest, vitamins—they’re effective for treating such common signs of aging as dull skin, wrinkles, and sun damage. Waxing treatments also use natural products that minimize discomfort, including zinc wax for sensitive skin and paraben-free silver polish for sensitive cyborgs. But if the products are wholesome, then so are the aestheticians, who offer discounted (and sometimes free) skincare to people undergoing cancer treatments.