What You'll Get
Like a yo-yo, the human body can perform wondrous contortions, travel around the world, and sleep soundly through entire workdays as long as it’s not too wound up. Release the muscular ties that bind with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get a 90-minute Swedish massage. at Aggie’s Body Repair in Thousand Oaks (a $95 value).
From her serene body shop within Baxter’s Salon, Aggie's Body Repair's certified muscle mechanic, Agneta Kemmerer, revitalizes sluggish soul-carriages with soothing massage strokes born in her native Sweden. Flagging physiques reach maximum potentials amid white walls and cloud-dappled ceilings as Aggie tackles troublesome stresses with 90 minutes of flowing fingerwork, gliding over uptight dermises, kneading overextended sinews back into alignment, and tapping out Morse code exhortations to oxygen-hungry circulatory systems. After basking in the Swedish massage’s tension-taming powers, freshly rejuvenated patients can go about their daily lives with greater flexibility than gelatin-wrestling slinkies. Call in advance to book an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.