What You'll Get
Human expressions convey innumerable meanings—smiles suggest happiness, frowns insinuate sadness, and tear-streaked make-up confirms one's failing out of clown college. Increase your smile frequency with today's Groupon to Dr. Aimee Russo-Mounger's Spa Dentistry. Choose between the following options:
• For $120, you get four bitewing x-rays (a $81 value), a complete oral exam (a $83 value), and a take-home custom whitening kit (a $648 value; up to an $812 total value). This option also includes an optional cosmetic consultation for braces or veneers and $1,000 toward a chosen corrective procedure.
• For $120, you get a Botox wrinkle treatment with up to 20 units to the forehead, brow, or crow's feet (up to a $240 value).
Dr. Aimee Russo-Mounger—a doctor of dental surgery—helms Spa Dentistry, which fuses the cuspid concerns of preventative and cosmetic dentistry with the pacifying prerogatives of a spa. To rejuvenate the mouth's pearly handshake, Dr. Russo-Mounger beckons her expert staff to map maws with bitewing x-rays before a chopper maestro cleans and inspects the teeth and gums in a thorough oral exam consisting of fill-in-the-blank Shakespearean soliloquies. A custom mold and two tubes of whitener follow clients home to snuggle with their molars and incisors like a warm, fuzzy, bleach-soaked blanket. During the treatment, all complimentary spa amenities are available for indulgence; clients may don a plush robe, wrap a warm towel around their neck, and muzzle their mitts in paraffin wax, all while watching TV or listening to digital radio and live recordings of all-floss string orchestras.
The Botox treatment seeks to slacken facial wrinkles caused by natural processes such as aging and starring in the stage version of Jim Carey's The Mask. Dr. Russo-Mounger takes her Botox-certified aim at frown lines etched around the eyes and scored across the bow with up to 20 units of the FDA-approved cosmetic medicine (a $12 value/unit).
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for clients with gum disease. Dr. Russo may submit treatment to insurance carrier. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.