What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $59, you get an eco-friendly, full-house (up to 2,000 square feet) carpet cleaning and air-sanitizing fog from Air Comfort Green Seal 212 (a $198.99 value). Air Comfort Green Seal 212's cleaners will travel to homes within 12 miles of Austin. Beyond that, there will be a distance charge.
Using only green-certified chemicals, equipment, and techniques, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's grime annihilators transform homes into healthier, happier habitats free of freeloading allergens, germs, and allergermens. To jump-start the carpet-cleaning process, this Groupon includes a thorough black-light inspection, which reveals every messy cat or dog mark and odor source (odor-removal services are optional and cost an extra $5 per room). Then, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's carpet cleansmen will embark on their strict 10-step process, which includes vacuuming, pretreatments, spot treatments, and sanitation. The fiber fresheners will mist your toe-haven with Pure Green 24, an EPA-registered antimicrobial. Also included with your Groupon is an eco-friendly steam cleaning for one of your mattresses, which will eliminate allergens and parasites. Groupon holders can also purchase the cleaning service for additional mattresses: $8.99 for twin- through king-sized mattresses (regularly $19.99) and $14.99 for California king-sized mattresses (regularly $29.99). Click here for more information.
Because the cleaners at Air Comfort Green Seal 212 need a dose of customer satisfaction to sleep at night, clients are included in intermediate and final inspections to ensure total satisfaction. By your final walk-through, you'll be convinced that your floor is clean enough to eat off of and your air is clean enough to eat if you're on a diet. Click here for special restrictions with these cleanings.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Add'l charge for added services. Add'l charge for trips 12 miles outside of Austin. Not valid with other offers. May transfer Groupon via email: email@example.com. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.