What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get an eco-friendly full-house carpet cleaning, an air-sanitizing fog, up to 50 square feet of Bona hardwood-floor care, and a mattress steam clean for homes up to 2,000 square feet from Air Comfort Green Seal 212 (a $199 value). Air Comfort Green Seal 212's cleaners will travel to homes within the Dallas city limits. Beyond that, there will be a $12 distance charge.
Using only green-certified chemicals, equipment, and techniques, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's grime annihilators transform homes into healthier, happier habitats free of freeloading allergens, germs, and allergermens. To jump-start the carpet-cleaning process, this Groupon includes a thorough black-light inspection, which reveals every messy cat or dog mark and odor source (odor-removal services are optional and cost an extra $5 per room). Then, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's carpet cleansmen will embark on their strict 10-step process, which includes evaluation, vacuuming, pretreatments, and sanitation.
The fiber fresheners will mist your toe-haven with Pure Green 24, an EPA-registered antimicrobial. Bona hardwood-floor care pampers unshagged residential regions, and a sanitizing fog complements the floor laundering by attacking the harmful volatile organic compounds that float around in the air and spy on humans while they're in the shower. Also included with today's Groupon is an eco-friendly steam cleaning for one of your mattresses, which eliminates allergens and parasites. Clients can opt to upgrade or add additional square footage to any aspect of today's deal at an extra cost—just mention it at the time of scheduling.
Because the cleaners at Air Comfort Green Seal 212 need a dose of customer satisfaction to sleep at night, clients are included in intermediate and final inspections to ensure total satisfaction. By your final walk-through, you'll be convinced that your floor is clean enough to eat off of and your air is clean enough to eat if you're on a diet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household. Online reservation required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Valid only for up to 2000 sq ft of cleaning. Residential cleaning only. May apply value for upgrade. $12 charge applies for service outside of Dallas and Fort Worth city limits. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.