What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $55, you get an eco-friendly, full-house (up to 2,000 square feet) carpet cleaning and air-sanitizing fog from Air Comfort Green Seal 212 (a $139 value). Air Comfort's cleaners will travel to homes up to 20 miles outside the Denver city limits in any direction. Beyond that, there will be a distance charge.
Using only green-certified chemicals, equipment, and techniques, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's grime annihilators transform homes into healthier, happier habitats free of freeloading allergens, germs, and allergermens. To jump-start the carpet-cleaning process, this Groupon includes a thorough black-light inspection, which reveals every messy cat or dog mark and odor source (odor-removal services are optional and cost an extra $5 per room). Then, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's carpet cleansmen will embark on their strict 12-step process, which includes vacuuming, pre-treatments, spot treatments, and sanitation. Before the fiber fresheners depart, they'll mist your toe-haven with Vital Oxide, an eco-friendly and non-corrosive air sanitizer that kills bacteria on contact. Also included with your Groupon are four microfiber, color-coded towels and a four-ounce sample of Puregreen24. Clients can also receive $80 off Activeion Ionator ExP and $60 off an annual indoor air-quality test conducted at the time of service.
Because the cleaners at Air Comfort Green Seal 212 need a dose of customer satisfaction to sleep at night, clients are included in intermediate and final inspections to ensure total satisfaction. By the time of your final walk-through, you'll be convinced that your floor is clean enough to eat off of and your air is clean enough to eat if you're on a diet. Call at least a week in advance to schedule your service.
Cancellations must be made 24 hours in advance, or the Groupon is forfeited. Services not available in Cripple Creek. Customers cannot combine Groupons for more square feet; services for areas in addition to the allotted 2,000 are $10 per 500 square feet. Fogging for homes over 2,000 square feet is an additional $20.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Not valid for Cripple Creek area. Groupons may not be combined for more square feet. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Add'l $20 fee for fogging homes over 2000 sq. ft. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.