What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $59, you get an eco-friendly, full-house (up to 2,000 square feet) carpet cleaning and air-sanitizing fog from Air Comfort Green Seal 212 (a $188.99 value). Air Comfort Green Seal 212's cleaners will travel to homes within the Sam Houston Beltway. Beyond that, there will be a distance charge.
Using only green-certified chemicals, equipment, and techniques, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's grime annihilators transform homes into healthier, happier habitats free of freeloading allergens, germs, and allergermens. To jump-start the carpet-cleaning process, this Groupon includes a thorough black-light inspection, which reveals every messy cat or dog mark and odor source (odor-removal services are optional and cost an extra $5 per room). Then, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's carpet cleansmen will embark on their strict 10-step process, which includes vacuuming, pretreatments, spot treatments, and sanitation. The fiber fresheners will mist your toe-haven with Pure Green 24, an EPA-registered antimicrobial. Then, Air Comfort Green Seal 212's carpet cleansmen will embark on their strict 10-step process, which includes vacuuming, pretreatments, spot treatments, and sanitation. Also included with your Groupon is an eco-friendly steam cleaning for one of your mattresses, which will eliminate allergens and parasites. Groupon holders can also purchase the cleaning service for additional mattresses: $8.99 for twin- through king-sized mattresses (regularly $19.99) and $14.99 for California king-sized mattresses (regularly $29.99). Click here for more information.
Because the cleaners at Air Comfort Green Seal 212 need a dose of customer satisfaction to sleep at night, clients are included in intermediate and final inspections to ensure total satisfaction. By your final walk-through, you'll be convinced that your floor is clean enough to eat off of and your air is clean enough to eat if you're on a diet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Additional fee for service outside of the Sam Houston Beltway. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.