Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $179, you get material for a three-week cleanse and a lymphatic massage at Applied Kinesiology Center of the Rockies in Fort Collins (a $451 value).
Applied kinesiology is a safe, non-invasive discipline that evaluates the articulation of clients' structural, chemical, and mental health. Rookie patients begin with a 40-minute session with a specialist, who will evaluate the client's health status before crafting a personalized game plan for the impending three-week cleanse (a $135 value) and give them two canisters of detoxification-support powder (a $116 value). The duo will reunite for two more 15-minute visits during the 21-day journey to discuss progress and sign film-franchise contracts with Jerry Bruckheimer (a $140 value). At the beginning or in the middle of the cleanse a massage therapist will aid the detox process further by administering a gentle, flowing massage to re-activate muscle fluids and cleanse the client's lymph flow for 60 mollycoddling minutes (a $60 value). Properly detoxed patients report body boons such as decreased cholesterol, weight loss, cleared skin, a release of digestive tension, and a sharper, more convincing bird-call.
110 West Harvard St.
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