$179 for a Three-Week Cleanse and Massage at Applied Kinesiology Center of the Rockies in Fort Collins ($451 Value)

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In a Nutshell

  • Variety of health benefits
  • Examine health from a new angle
  • Detox body healthfully

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Promotional value expires Nov 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. 24hr cancellation notice or $35 fee may apply. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $179, you get material for a three-week cleanse and a lymphatic massage at Applied Kinesiology Center of the Rockies in Fort Collins (a $451 value).

Applied kinesiology is a safe, non-invasive discipline that evaluates the articulation of clients' structural, chemical, and mental health. Rookie patients begin with a 40-minute session with a specialist, who will evaluate the client's health status before crafting a personalized game plan for the impending three-week cleanse (a $135 value) and give them two canisters of detoxification-support powder (a $116 value). The duo will reunite for two more 15-minute visits during the 21-day journey to discuss progress and sign film-franchise contracts with Jerry Bruckheimer (a $140 value). At the beginning or in the middle of the cleanse a massage therapist will aid the detox process further by administering a gentle, flowing massage to re-activate muscle fluids and cleanse the client's lymph flow for 60 mollycoddling minutes (a $60 value). Properly detoxed patients report body boons such as decreased cholesterol, weight loss, cleared skin, a release of digestive tension, and a sharper, more convincing bird-call.

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    110 West Harvard St.

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    Fort Collins, Colorado 80525

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