Much like fine china, teeth need routine cleanings to keep their grime-covered enamel from offending the people eating off them. Keep your pearly mouth plates in party-ready shape with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a comprehensive exam, cleaning, x-rays, and a custom take-home teeth-whitening kit at Alain A. Montiel, D.D.S. in Alameda (a $550 value).
Combining modern technology with one-on-one attention, Dr. Alain A. Montiel doles out preventative and cosmetic cuspid care from the comfort of his Alameda office. Upon arrival, patients will bare their smile caves to hygienists, who will clean away plaque and debris from every nook, cranny, and cup holder residing in the mouth. Next, Dr. Montiel will inspect each newly shining meat masher, doling out brushing and flossing advice, before scanning bitewing x-rays for signs of gross calculus deposits or imbalanced algebraic equations lurking below each tooth's surface.
The meticulous cleaning with Alain A. Monteil gives the heave-ho to any tartar and plaque buildup, clearing the way for future generations of inevitable meal remnants. To keep up the just-been-dentisted glow, patients will also receive an at-home bleaching kit, imbuing their mouths with smiles bright enough to melt hearts including their own, a phenomenon requiring caution around mirrors.