Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a three-month adult fitness membership (a $105 value) to Alamo Athletics.
Alamo Athletics caters to adults and children alike with an array of athletic and recreational programs for a range of abilities and ages. Practice physique pliability and mind mollification in a yoga class, just one of the many adult courses, as tykes tumble on marshmallow padding in gymnastics training sessions or prepare for a career as a renowned backup dancer in hip-hop dance classes. The exercise area boasts an extensive array of equipment, including cardio machines and free weights, and is furnished with closed circuit TVs for monitoring the children's activity center and NASA's command station. Groupon buyers will also have access to the in-house San Antonio Table Tennis Club, though the standard $5 equipment-maintenance fee is not included.