What You'll Get
Due to the antics of the unconscious mind, sleep-walkers, sleep-eaters, and sleep-talkers meet on the astral plane for drowsy speed dates that end with everybody disrobed, on-stage, and gnawing on a pop quiz. Pounce on the unfettered unconscious with today’s Groupon to Alamo Hypnosis Center in Round Rock. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get one hypnosis session focusing on an issue that can include weight loss or behavior modification (a $125 value).
- For $132, you get one smoking-cessation hypnosis session (a $295 value).
As a member of the National Guild of Hypnotists, Meredith Skeeters is trained to dip into the communicative pathways of human unconsciousness to help positively alter detrimental behavior and reverse bad habits. Anxious minds are eased into plush, comfortable recliners as naturally soothing melodies of waterfalls wash over the senses, guiding the apprehensive into a becalmed lull in which the hypnotist tenderly puts the brakes on runaway thought trains.
A weight-loss hypnotism session can address a lifetime of unhealthy eating habits, resulting in improved eating routines, less reliance on fad diets, and a more active lifestyle. Use the behavior-modifying hypnosis to tackle stress, anxiety, poor study habits, pain management, or the intense performance anxiety that stymied a fledgling career in sportscasting.
Smokers looking to kick the habit for good can opt for a smoking-cessation hypnosis session that reaches the parts of the mind that gum, patches, and megaphone-wielding blowhard activists can’t. Freeing the mind of the expensive shackles of addiction, smoking cessation hypnosis can help kick the tobacco crutch from between pursed lips by convincing the mind that it never indulged in the fiery habit. After awakening, many hypnotizees remark upon a decreased desire for cigarettes, leaving more time to devote to daily pursuits of smelling roses, swiftly climbing stairs, or coughing merely to disguise a poorly timed yawn.
Guests seeking additional information about the center or hypnosis in general can read through a number of helpful frequently asked questions here.
While there are no reviews for the Alamo Hypnosis Center, past clients rave about their experiences in online testimonials:
- I had never experienced hypnosis before working with Meredith and found the experience to be wonderfully relaxing. I was fully aware of everything around me but able to relax and absorb information at a deeper level. – L.K.
- I smoked a cigarette before I walked in the building and have not smoked one since and that was 3 years ago. I haven't even been seriously tempted to start again! Thanks! – S.C.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 weight loss/behavioral modification per person. Limit 1 smoking session per person. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Cancellation policy applies. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.