What You'll Get
With today's side deal, you can have your corn and stuff it with pork, too: for $14, you get three dozen regular take-out tamales from Alamo Tamales To Go (a $29 value). Mix and match your delectable edible lard-tubes by the dozen with beef, chicken, or pork of the mild or spicy variety. Whatever your choice, each tamale will be lovingly crafted by Tamala-Loompas in Alamo's whimsical, USDA-inspected facility of pure imagination. Retrieve your tamales by car, plane, or jet boat from their Clearlake City store. Tax is included, but this deal is not good for online orders, handmade tamales, or footmade tamales.
The portable snack, originally crafted back in 1960 in a 2,000-square-foot building in Houston, is the popular pick among discriminating Texans, including Mayor Annise Parker and Governor Rick Perry. Alamo tamales also make a mouthwatering gift for anyone who enjoys the sensation of brushing his or her teeth but would rather use shredded chicken instead of toothpaste.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 17, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem in 1 visit. Valid only at Clearlake City location. Not valid for handmade tamales. Not valid for online orders. Not valid with other offers. Tax is included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.