What You'll Get
Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $129, you get 20 units of Botox from Alan N. Rembos DDS (a $260 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in Fort Meyers, Naples, and Sanibel.
Experienced cosmetic dentist Alan N. Rembos temporarily erases wrinkles with quick, effective Botox injections. In the 15- to 30-minute sessions, an injection of Botox brew stills the muscle tissue responsible for expression lines, crow's feet, frown lines, and forehead creases accrued from think-offs with pensive statues. Treatments require no downtime, allowing patients to pop in for wrinkle banishment during lunch breaks or after-work errands. Wrinkle reduction usually lasts for three–four months, ensuring that faces stay unlined for the entire adult lifespan of the average judgmental butterfly.
Though Alan N. Rembos DDS sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.