Early humans believed that hair was actually the tentacles of an octopus living inside their skulls—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proved it's technically a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $150, you get a Global Keratin hair-taming treatment (a $340 value) from Alan Reed & Co. in Doylestown.
With skilled technique and personalized service, Alan Reed brings opulent extras to every one-on-one styling session. Each tress-taming treatment starts with a calming cup of herbal tea, which sets the cranial table for a soothing scalp massage and rejuvenating shampoo scrubbing. Like a graceful dolphin or a narcissistic manatee, the formaldehyde-free Global Keratin therapy dives effortlessly below the surface of the flowing follicular sea to smooth, condition, and fight flyaway frizz for up to five months. Appropriate for all hair types, this fast, effective treatment holds up long after application, shielding each strand from harmful UV rays, chemicals, and existential epiphanies.