What You'll Get
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Unmask your muscles in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a four-week Body Revolution Fat Loss System (a $210 value) at Albany NY Fitness in the Westgate Shopping Center.
During a four-week Body Revolution Fat Loss System, the helpful health-experts of Albany NY Fitness focus on helping blubbery bodies shed sheaths of cannonball padding and organ insulation. Your total-body workout begins with a diagnostics test (a $45 value) that evaluates your fitness level and identifies areas for improvement, helping you set goals for one full month of unlimited group training sessions (a $145 value). During that month, metabolic-circuit group workouts will target individual body parts to boost metabolism, strength, cardio, and flexibility—burning away fat faster and less painfully than attempts to do so with a match. Check the class schedule for more information. As for the food front in the war on excess weight, a nutritional game plan hatched during a nutrition evaluation seminar (a $20 value) will further tailor bodies to fit ill-fitting clothes. Following Albany NY Fitness's healthy diet and rigorous exercise program builds lean muscle and reduces stress—filling empty scrapbooks and secret FBI dossiers with impressive before-and-after photos.
Working out with others motivates you to push yourself harder, helps you stick to a regimen, and gives you the opportunity to bond with new friends over tales of general sweatiness and mutual plans to beat up the ocean. Build strength to attack the world's saltiest foes with today's Groupon to Albany NY Fitness.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must be 18 or older. Reservation required; subject to availability. Valid for 1 class per day only. No cancellations. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.