Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon to Alegre Dental. Choose between the following options:

• For $59, you get an adult checkup (a $308 total value), which includes the following:

  • An adult examination (an $85 value)
  • A teeth cleaning (a $93 value)
  • A set of x-rays (a $130 value)

• For $150, you get in-office teeth whitening (a $450 value).

Alegre Dental's enamel advocates keep chatter factories up to code with a full range of preventive services and whitening treatments. Kick back as an oral technician scans teeth for cavities, signs of decay, or developing walrus tusks, before a thorough cleaning coerces each tooth into surrendering built-up plaque and tartar. A set of x-rays allows dentists to peer deeper into gumstones, revealing oral ailments that are naked to the human eye. During the in-office teeth-whitening procedure, a dental artist daubs teeth with a concentrated bleaching gel strong enough to remove stains caused by smoking, coffee drinking, or diving headfirst into tar pits. Alegre Dental accepts patients until 7 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays, accommodating regular workday schedules.