Food weakens and loses its ability to defend itself against predators when in the presence of gleaming white teeth. For $179, today's Groupon gives your mouth the ability to strike fear in any meal morsel with a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Alemany Dental (a $550 value). In less than an hour of professionally administered whitewashing, teeth will shine like a picture of Earth on a crisp Alaskan winter morning that was digitally altered in Photoshop to make it appear even shinier.
Headed by mouth-artist Dr. Chad Lyew, the soothing soft pink walls of Alemany Dental house a highly experienced staff of tooth experts who happily treat an individual's teeth like calcified celebrities. Dr. Lyew performs free dental exams for the children of San Francisco's elementary schools out of an all-encompassing passion for health and healthy-looking gnashers.
A Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment is an advanced whitening process that uses safe bleaching techniques to eliminate the appearance of dental discoloration accrued from years of coffee and tortilla consumption. Mouth-bones lighten over a relaxed 45-minute bleaching procedure, during which patients are invited to watch a movie or drift into musical daydreams that follow the exact storyline of Midnight Express. A complimentary plaque removal accompanies every teeth-whitening session, leaving the mouth feeling fully confident and photogenic.
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- Dr. Lyew made sure I was comfortable during the entire procedure which was actually much quicker than I expected. – Carter C., Insider Pages
- They were very quick and efficient and got me seated immediately! No waiting time at all! In addition to the wonderful service by his staffs, Dr. Lyew was very informative about what was needed to be done...He was very gentle during his treatment, which was what i [sic] appreciated the most! – Jody, Google Maps
- Not only is [Dr. Lyew] an extremely capable and knowledgeable dentist, but he is also a genuinely caring person. Plus, he'll actually try to get to know you and not just treat you like any other patient. – Donna M., Yelp
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