Cars, like offensive stage performers, are often forced to carry on while being barraged with various foods, precipitation, and wild animals. Guide your vehicle to its big break with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get four Superior Full Service car washes at Alexander's Auto Wash in Lake Orion (an $80 value).
During Alexander’s Auto Wash’s Superior Full Service car wash, a jump-suited technician will use a soft cloth to clean your car from hood to trunk, expending extra elbow grease on the door jams, dash, underbody, and rubber shoes. Windows receive a blast of Rain-X to keep visibility high and a triple coat of foam wax to make the car’s shine more brilliant than Einstein in a checkers challenge. The clean team will then vacuum cookie crumbs in the center console, Cheetos dust on the dash, and gold doubloons from seats, floor mats, and the trunk or hatch. A squadron of dexterous hands will towel-dry your vehicle before giving it a choice of air freshener and lollipop.