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All About Massage's licensed cosmetologist, Joan Collins, revives faces and bodies through services that use the latest LED technology to slough away dead skin and stimulate cell growth. Each 60-minute LED microcurrent treatment starts with a thorough expurgation that uses a Clarisonic cleansing brush and SkinBorn cleansers to wipe away grime and geriatric cells. A 20%–30% glycolic acid peel removes dead skin from epidermal terrains, before pulsating microcurrents of LED light fill and firm bodily surfaces. Age-absolving wavelengths shrink pores while tightening droopy skin, diminishing crows feet, and softening wrinkles with tender compliments. Choose the nonsurgical facelift procedure to minimize hyperpigmentation, acne scars, and rosacea. Each noninvasive treatment can tighten loose skin on under arms, chest, hips, and backsides, toning problematic places where cellulite collects. Once treated, patients return to their daily routines or full schedules of searching for coded messages in TV static without experiencing any downtime.