What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon to All About U in Northeast. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get a one-hour massage (up to an $80 value).
- For $30, you get a green tea or signature facial (up to a $70 value).
- For $25, you get a spa manicure and pedicure (up to a $60 value).
All About U placates pamperistas with a bevy of relaxing treatments that evaporate tension and enhance exteriors, all in a warm, luxurious environment. Skilled massage masters quell muscle rebellions with one-hour body rubs, kneading out fractious aches and pains with deft fingers and disingenuous offers of amnesty. Customers can choose between traditional Swedish muscle manipulation, deep-tissue massage, ache-melting hot-stone massage, and reflexology treatments focusing on pressure points to open up blocked energy pathways.
Renovate your cranial cover with a 30-minute, oil-reducing green-tea facial that draws on the powers of tea extract, vitamins, and clay, or opt for a 45-minute, revitalizing signature facial, which uses moisturizers and plant extracts to leave formerly forlorn flesh with a gentle, glowing radiance.
Fingers and toes can be pampered with the one-hour spa mani-pedi, including a therapeutic hand massage that loosens up extremities for piano playing or back-to-back-to-back high-fives. Fingers are exfoliated, cuticles are trimmed, and a choice of polish is applied to newly flawless nails. Feet soak in the warm currents of whirlpool baths before undergoing their own round of exfoliation, cuticle care, and nail trimming, leaving all phalanges feeling—unlike a math professor's one algebra-hating child—equally loved.
Services take place in All About U’s luxurious spa environment, and customers are invited to stay after their treatments to relax in the stress-free atmosphere. Complimentary hot showers wash away worries in a cascade of cleansing water and soothing steam, after which guests are free to don plush robes and slippers and curl up in the lounge with tea and a book, fortifying frayed psyches for reentry into the outside world’s frantic atmosphere of blaring car horns and shrieking opera singers.
By appointment only. Though All About U features a discounted price online on specific days, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 14 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About All About U
Plush robes and slippers, a warm plunge shower, chilled fruit, and glasses of wine—these are all the trademark amenities of All About U. Guests can drop in for a pedicure with a foaming foot soak, or spend a full day at the spa, dissolving tension with body treatments ranging from a four-hands massage to a body wrap that pairs customized-aroma body butter with a mask of plant extracts. Skincare experts harness the enigmatic powers of Dead Sea minerals, green papaya, and vitamin C, and they also treat backs to facials, readying them for strapless dresses or practice streaks at a nudist colony.
In addition to spa services, All About U transforms manes. Its stylists add dimension to tresses with highlights, enhance them with weaves, and create tidy dreadlocks. The spa’s Boyz II Men full-service barbershop handles buzz cuts and razor tape shaves, augmenting their services with hot-towel facials and shoulder massages that ease clients into a zen-like state previously thought attainable only by three-toed sloths.