What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Rid yourself of unwanted toxins with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour sea-mud contour body treatment at All About You in Pendleton (a $70 value).
All About You's relaxing environment and stellar customer service provide a peaceful escape from the hassles of everyday life. Unlike campaign-season mudslinging, which can sully one’s countenance, the sea-mud contour body treatment refines and exfoliates skin, while helping to boost circulation and increase your compliment intake. During treatments, a skilled technician will coat your entire body in nutrient-rich sea kelp, which can help tone pores and expel retained water. The warm kelp can also be used to extract toxins and siphon information from hard-boiled snowman secret agents.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.