Feet are notoriously hard workers, supporting the body’s weight while restraining floors so they don’t crash into ceilings. Give diligent footworkers a break with today's Groupon for a segway tour from All American Segway. Choose from the following options:

• For $64, you get a historical segway tour of Rochester, plus lunch, for two people (a $130 value).
• For $123, you get the tour, plus lunch, for four people (a $260 value).
For $182, you get the tour, plus lunch, for six people (a $390 value).

Bipeds board All American Segway's electric-powered swiveling steeds to explore the streets of Rochester with ease. The 2.5- to 3-hour guided tour commences with a training session during which tour-goers learn basic segway functions, as well as the seven words one must never say to a segway. Passengers then take to the open road, winding through historical Rochester and stopping at the 320-acre Quarry Hill Nature Center to take in the 20-acre oak savanna, see the limestone quarry, and practice belly flops into the 2-acre fishing pond. Next, voyagers head to Soldiers Field Veterans Memorial, which honors war veterans with a memorial wall and walk of remembrance.

A 30-minute lunch stop midway through the tour refuels bellies with a choice of hamburger, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, or salad, paired with american fries or waffle fries. Parched throats are assuaged with the included drink or by driving open-mouthed through the town's fountain.