What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 60-minute massage with targeted hot-stone treatment, paraffin treatment (on your choice of hands or feet) and aromatherapy at All Body Kneads (a $90 value).
All Body Kneads owner and certified independent massage therapist Bilky Joda-Miller tailors each tension-staunching massage service to fit her clients' needs. During the hour-long massage, a hot-stone treatment situates warm, smooth stones on a targeted area of choice, such as back, neck, or arms, to coax muscles from their cobraesque coils into a trance without hitting hard-to-reach oboe-octave notes. A selection of tranquil aromas tantalizes olfactory senses into serenity, and warm paraffin nourishes hands or feet to a healthy, hydrated dew point. Bilky, a member of the Michigan Board of Massage Therapy, administers all treatments personally, providing a tailored experience for bohemian muscle groups that scoff at mainstream treatments. The benefits of massage are numerous, and may include pain relief, improved circulation, and increased joint flexibility, allowing post-massagees to fit nimbly into most standard-issue chimney flumes.
Here is what All Body Kneads' past clients are saying in online testimonials:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 Groupon price may apply. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About All Body Kneads
Licensed massage therapist Bilky Joda-Miller believes that massage can do more than just loosen tight muscles. That’s why her signature services go beyond full-body massages—including those for children and infants—to include regimens geared toward the pain relief and detoxification of fertility and prenatal clients. Her belief in the healing nature of her art also extends to cancer survivors and their caregivers, whom she grants special discounts. Whatever their background may be, clients begin their treatment by settling onto a cozy massage table as soft notes of soothing music keep their minds centered and their spirits providing beatbox accompaniment.