Massage is a time-honored method of alleviating stress, as is the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with this Groupon to All Body Kneads. Choose from the following options:
- For $56, you get a 60-minute individual massage package (a $113 value).
- For $123, you get a 60-minute couples massage package (a $246 value).
- For $66, you get a 90-minute individual massage package (a $133 value).
- For $143, you get a 90-minute couples massage package (a $286 value).<p>
Individual and couple massage packages include one of each of the following, per person:
- Paraffin wax treatment for hands and feet (a $20 value)
- 60-minute massage (a $55 value) or 90-minute massage (a $75 value)
- Targeted hot stones (a $15 value)
- Aromatherapy (an $8 value)
- Vibration therapy (a $15 value) <p>
All Body Kneads’ certified therapist Bilky Joda-Miller wields care, compassion, and experience in a variety of modalities to de-stress clients inside and out. Before the massage, a mineral-rich paraffin treatment restores hydration to hands and feet, leaving skin soft and supple despite the bite of chilly winds and rough cuddles of sandpaper snowmen. Clients then settle onto a cozy massage table in a hushed room, and the soft notes of soothing music keep minds centered.
Aided by hydrating massage oil, a therapist deploys wide strokes along epidermal canvases, increasing circulation, untangling knots, and mollifying chronic pains. Targeted warm stones target particular problem areas, softening up tense spots to prep them for therapeutic work. A 15-minute vibration-therapy treatment sends pulses through muscles to help to improve circulation and loosen muscles, and the massage oil’s soothing scents waft into nostrils to evacuate stresses and anxieties about whether your roomba gets lonely.
Couples massages allow romantic partners, mothers and daughters, or feuding muppet roommates to relax side by side while dual massage therapists practice synchronized strokes along individual backs. As the specialists delve in, they customize the pressure and tailor their focus to the specific aches of each client.
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Licensed massage therapist Bilky Joda-Miller believes that massage can do more than just loosen tight muscles. That’s why her signature services go beyond full-body massages—including those for children and infants—to include regimens geared toward the pain relief and detoxification of fertility and prenatal clients. Her belief in the healing nature of her art also extends to cancer survivors and their caregivers, whom she grants special discounts. Whatever their background may be, clients begin their treatment by settling onto a cozy massage table as soft notes of soothing music keep their minds centered and their spirits providing beatbox accompaniment.