What You'll Get
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon to All Body Laser Corp. in Port Coquitlam. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a small area, which includes underarms, upper lip, chin, or sideburns (up to a $420 value).
- For $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area, which includes full face, bikini, French bikini, lower leg, lower back, lower arm, upper arm, shoulders, or buttocks (up to a $840 value).
- For $298, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a large area, which includes full legs, full Brazilian, full back, full chest, or full arms (up to a $1200 value).
All Body's laser technicians boast at least five years of experience in the field, along with continued training. After a consultation explains the laser hair-removal treatment in-depth, clients begin a journey toward a level of smoothness paralleled only by an olive-oiled Don Juan as medical-grade units depilate nearly all hair types on almost every shade of skin. A cooling system maintains surface contact to ensure a comfy experience as the laser glides over skin, pulsing energy into follicles. Most experience only minimal pain or discomfort, returning immediately to normal routines such as loading laundry into the dishwasher. Buyers may purchase up to two Groupons for six total treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 16 years or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About All Body Laser Corp.
Laser beams reign at All Body Laser Corp., second only to president and CEO Marina Bosnjak who oversees the company’s cosmetic services and is proficient in a slew of laser procedures with diode, Alexandrite, and Nd:YAG beams. She and her skilled staff of certified technicians operate the laser clinic to help patients evict unwanted aesthetic accessories from skin including hair, spider veins, tattoos, and pigmentation. At the facility's training institute, which has trained more than 400 students to date including doctors and dermatologists, pupils master the clinic’s cosmetic laser skills, bringing them to their own places of business or using them to heat up cold lunch meat.