What You'll Get
If they’re not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today’s Groupon from All Bright Pressure Washing. Choose one of the following options:
- For $45, you get $110 worth of window cleaning.
- For $50, you get 100 feet of first-story gutter cleaning (a $125 value).
- For $60, you get 100 feet of second-story gutter cleaning (a $150 value).
- For $70, you get 100 feet of third-story gutter cleaning (a $200 value).<p>
All Bright Pressure Washing enhances home exteriors with powerful bursts of cleansing liquids. Two technicians attack grime-encased windows for up to 90 minutes with handheld squeegees and cotton cloths. Customers supply a water source while cleaning specialists ply environmentally safe products and wear spring-loaded work boots to address the hygiene of windows up to five stories above the ground. The $110 value covers up to 11 encasements—a convenient chart spelling out the specifics can be seen here. Regular gutter cleaning maintains proper drainage while preventing unwarranted drips and overflow from joints. The staff mocks the forces of gravity from atop their ladders while clearing away deposits of leaves, debris, newspapers, legal papers, and dirt.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Window cleaning option valid only for exterior windows. Valid only within 50mi of Grand Rapids. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.