Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to All Clean Coin Laundry in Winter Park: for $7, you get $15 worth of drop-off laundry services at the state-of-the-art Laundromat. All Clean boasts 2,800 square feet filled with 28 new single-load washers, 6 giant washers, and 24 natural-gas dryers, but you won't have to operate a single one with today's deal.

Drop off your dirty laundry to one of the friendly, helpful staffers at All Clean Laundry to complete the non-medieval ritual of sudsy cleansing. The cloth launderers will separate and wash dirty duds, transport them into dryers, and expediently fold your textiles into rhomboids or standard quadrilaterals. In no more than a day, your freshly laundered clothes will be ready for pick-up. Similar to deli meat and college-bro reunions, the cost of services is determined by the pound ($0.89 per pound), with an average drop-off price of about $20. Today's Groupon is the easiest and most convenient way to tidy up clothing inconveniently stained with barbecue-packet explosions and rubbed-off spray-on moon tan.