What You'll Get
Pizza, much like the Earth, is circular, flat, and supports the existence of Karl Malone. Continue your pizza education with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza and drinks at All Pro Pizza in Visalia.
The seasoned pizza shapers at All Pro Pizza create sizzling pies from fresh ingredients and populate their robust menu with salads, sandwiches, and other pizza sidekicks. Garlic-chicken specialty pizzas arrive topped in white sauce, festooned with grilled chicken, and decorated with chopped garlic to deter creatures of the night thirsting for tomato blood ($18.74/large). The meat combo pizza ($18.74/large) redirects a river of pepperoni, canadian bacon, salami, and italian sausage to cascade into customers' stomach reservoirs. Adorn the oven-baked dough of your appetite's dreams with 21 toppings, half-remembered test-taking anxiety, and sauces such as pesto, barbecue, and nacho cheese ($4.99+). Side dishes such as a buffalo-chicken salad with blue-cheese dressing ($6.99) accompany slices, and sandwiches such as the mozzarella-topped meatball sub ($5.99) attempt to usurp the dominant position of pizza, which spins in place on the tip of the food pyramid.
All Pro Pizza's spacious new location features a pool table for wily snookering and televisions tuned to sportsmanlike contests for hallowed pigskin or unsportsmanlike thefts of a golden fleece. Within All Pro's family-friendly atmosphere, patrons can enjoy live music, standup comedy, karaoke, and movie nights.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Dine-in and carryout only. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.