A watched pot of water eventually boils, but a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up the piñata the dog savaged. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon for cleaning services from All-Star Maids, valid in Chicago north of Cermak Road, with a primary focus on these service areas. This deal is not valid for move-in or move-out cleanings. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get one three-hour cleaning session (up to a $75 value).
• For $65, you get two three-hour cleaning sessions (up to a $150 value).
  
  

All-Star Maids matches clients with professional cleaning cohorts based on customer reviews, experience, and proclivity toward a particular service. The maids spritz surfaces with clinically tested, eco-friendly Shaklee products that leave both counters and consciences clean, much like a sponge hewn from old copies of Eat Pray Love. The Cleaning Basics service polishes interiors with a concise checklist that tackles grime and eliminates untidiness in the sleeping and living areas, kitchen and eating areas, and bathrooms. A 44-point clean service succinctly removes fingerprints and cobwebs, dusts lampshades and blinds, and digitally enhances unattractive school photos in addition to a general cleaning tune-up.

Pricing per hour varies based upon the individual experience and skills of each maid. See the FAQ for more details.