According to an ancient proverb, it is better to stir up a question without deciding on an answer than to decide on an answer without stirring up a question, but you must never decide on anything with your hand in a blender. Let someone else do the stirring with today's Groupon: for $4, you get two regular 16-ounce smoothies at All Stirred Up!, in Portage (a $7.98 value).
All Stirred Up! democratizes the smoothie-ordering process by allowing customers to choose from more than 20 distinct flavors to concoct unique beverages for discerning tastes. Smoothies are made with fruit purees, jams, and other flavors with no dairy products added, making them the perfect treat for lactose-intolerant hummingbirds and self-aware cows. Choose up to two flavors from All Stirred Up!'s menu to devise unheard of smoothie tastesplosions such as green-apple mocha or chocolate watermelon.