A two-bladed kayak paddle is the ideal tool for cutting through water and shooing away otters who want to escape the frigid sea in favor of getting under your warm jacket. Keep your jacket to yourself with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a one-day kayak rental from All Wet Sports on Big Postsberg Creek. All Wet Sports quenches thirsts for nautical navigation, thrilling the maritime-minded with a cascade of watery rentals and equipment. An entire day on the chop allows paddlers to steer their kayak into a water-bound drive-thru for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A life preserver is included and a backrest can be rented (for $5) to prevent Quasimodotitis.
All Wet Sports
Situated near the flourishing wildlife of Big Pottsburg Creek, All Wet Sports stocks an arsenal of boards, boats, and apparel for careening across both land and sea. Kayaks, surfboards, and skateboards line the shop’s walls for purchase or rent, and more challenging activities such as windsurfing, kiteboarding, wakeboarding, and standup paddleboarding are made understandable for eager adventurers by a crew of deft instructors. On their chosen mode of transport, customers venture into the placid waters of Big Pottsburg Creek, teeming with such inhabitants as ospreys, manatees, and unemployed Disney characters.