Early humans grew teeth after inviting tiny parasitic seashells into their mouths to build dentin deposits. Keep your oral environment in its evolved state with today's deal: for $49, you get a complete oral exam (a $50 value), battery of x-rays (a $104 value), and professional teeth cleaning (a $75 value) from Alla Hart, DDS (up to a $229 total value), whose office is in Bayside, one block north of the Bayside LIRR.
Dental exams are engine tune-ups for the face, clearing the lines of tartar and plaque and making sure molars haven't been replaced with spark plugs. Dr. Hart uses all her considerable skills, checking each cuspid, bicuspid, molar, and incisor for cracks, chips, cavities, and bad puns. The x-ray battery charges to the rescue of toothy roots, ensuring that your enamelstalks are healthy and happy in their mandibular homes. When your mouth meets the rigid 32-point inspection, Dr. Hart will bring out the professional cleaning power of the wheelie brush, blasting away any residual plaque, tartar, or commemorative tartar plaques, leaving your mouth with that squeaky, just-powerwashed feeling.
The mouth must be kept clean and healthy not only because it is the venue for your body's state-of-the-union address, but also because its condition can affect your overall health. Today's Groupon will help you keep your mouth, head, shoulders, knees, and toes on the straight and narrow. Call ahead to make an appointment.
Six Yellow Pages reviewers give Alla Hart, DDS, a perfect average of five stars:
Alla Hart, DDS
For more than 25 years, Dr. Alla Hart has been enhancing smiles and keeping teeth healthy at her private practice. Her preventative- and cosmetic-dentistry services include metal-free fillings, root canals, snoring treatments, and full mouth restoration. Dr. Hart can also remove coffee, soda, and graffiti stains from teeth and brighten them up to eight shades with Zoom! teeth whitening. Before any treatment, Dr. Hart meets with new patients to preform an exam and take digital x-rays, if needed. Her office also offers weekend and 24-hour emergency services in case a disagreement with the tooth fairy ends badly.
39-15 Bell Blvd.
Bayside, New York 11361