Without handy technicians to mend injured appliances, service-seeking owners overrun hospital waiting rooms with face-painted toasters and fridges wearing Hulk hands. Aid ailing inhuman objects with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of parts and labor from Allen & Sons Appliance Repair, as well as a waived service fee.
The dutiful repair experts of Allen & Sons scour the streets of Los Angeles, Orange County, Santa Barbara, and Ventura to identify and fix wayward household apparatuses such as microwaves, water heaters, ovens, or washing machines. After scheduling a house call, patrons meet with the skilled technicians, who will diagnose catatonic dishwashers, feverish refrigerators, and other electrical illnesses. Accordant with industry repair standards, an average repair often costs $100–$200 for parts and services, so customers can combine up to three Groupons to fumigate homes of mechanical bugs. Gadget mechanics gladly make visits on evenings, weekends, and holidays.
Experienced in a wide variety of repair disciplines, the machine manipulators constantly hone their skills to accommodate ever-evolving technology, and each must pass a semi-annual examination to maintain standing as a preferred service provider for products made by LG, Whirlpool, Frigidaire, and other benevolent robot manufacturers. All parts come with a five-year warranty to guarantee products' smooth maturation from the terrible twos into the cheery kindergarten years.