Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning at Allen Cleaners in Chino.

Allen Cleaners keeps both its certified technician and dry-cleaning plant on-site to ensure that each article of clothing is fresh off the press when customers come to pick up their items. After sorting pants, shirts, sweaters, and blouses ($5.50 each) according to fabric type, color, and the amount of stains from pie fights past, Allen Cleaners breathes new life into these workday staples by chemically purging them of oil, grease, and other stowaways. Otherwise, show some love for favorite dresses ($8.50) or de-stink a suit ($11.50), jacket ($8.50), or coat ($12.50+) in time for the office's formal pool party.

Allen Cleaners will inspect each garment several times before returning it to ensure that it has not acquired any new pockets since being dropped off. As signified by its vibrant yellow sign and red shingled roof, Allen Cleaners values color, and its dry-cleaning process minimizes fading and discoloration.