France has given many words to the English language, including blond, influx, and quatrain—all three of which form the cornerstone for your uncle's favorite joke. Use today's deal to thank France in its own language for its contributions to our culture, whatever the height of its brow: for $85, you get five beginner French classes at Alliance Française de Pasadena (a $170 value). This deal is only valid for the April 18 through May 4 spring session and does not include cost of materials.

Founded in 1924, Alliance Française de Pasadena promotes the spread of French language and culture for Escondeaux-enthusiasts and Nice-newcomers alike with a plethora of events and classes. Taught by native French speakers, beginner classes are limited to an intimate group of no more than 10 students, who are immediately immersed in French culture, films, and games as they learn the language.

Practice conversation skills and trade witticisms with fellow scholars during each of the five sessions, practicing phrases such as "Where is the bathroom?" and "I understood everything you said about me to that other waiter." At the end of the 10-hour course, students can utilize their newly acquired French prowess to introduce themselves, greet one another, and form simple sentences. Check out Alliance Française de Pasadena's current class times before calling to schedule your first class.