Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a haven with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a one-night stay at Alling House Bed and Breakfast in Orange City (up to a $155 value).
Built in 1908, the Victorian-style Alling House Bed and Breakfast provides guests with a domicile away from domicile with a multiroom main house and five separate cottages. Camp out in the gold room, furnished with antique golden-oak furniture surrounded by relaxing golden-yellow walls, or try out the rose room, with flowery wallpaper and a carved-mahogany bed. Outside the main house, the frontier and nature cottages provide a place to get away when you're not secretly vacationing at your parent's beachfront summer home. A night's stay in the main house gets guests a complimentary breakfast, and cottage refrigerators are fully stocked with milk, orange juice, coffee, cereals, and snacks (full breakfast in the main house is $5 per person extra). Cottages boast full kitchens and washers and dryers and both main-house rooms and cottages have computers, wireless Internet, and free oxygen.
This vacation location is close to many local attractions, including the Kennedy Space Center, Sea World, beaches, and many state parks and wildlife refuges. Kayak and bicycles rentals are available for no extra charge, although owners do not recommend riding a bike while sitting in a kayak.