Hungry and thirsty humans have had to go without door-delivered sustenance ever since milkmen returned to their home planet. Honor the memory of the dairy carrying with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of delivery fare from your choice of more than 1,300 restaurants in the Washington, D.C. area from Allmenus.com or Campusfood.com. Like a gallon of milk, this Groupon expires in three months.
Allmenus.com and Campusfood.com are digital collections of deliverable grub available in your area. Peruse the lineup and search for menus based on proximity to your home or campus (by inputting your address or university name) or cuisine type (by clicking a handy link). The exhaustive list of local establishments spans the culinary rainbow, from a barbecue cloud to a pot of Mediterranean gold. Expertly supply spontaneous pizza parties and sandwich-history study sessions with a click on the cuisine of your choice, or let speedier delivery satisfy forgetful taste buds by ordering from the restaurant closest to you. This Groupon can also be used toward delivery fees, ensuring all bases are covered to smack home a grand-slam feast.
By using Allmenus.com or Campusfood.com, hungry hands outsmart the system, fulfilling a mealtime desire without having to bother with any pesky human interaction. Simply click through choices, place an order, and enjoy a readymade meal delivered straight to any home, office, or tree house around town. Eliminate the agony of recipe experimentation, dating someone just for his or her superior culinary skills, or having to exercise any excess energy just to eat.